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Learning a new language does look daunting, when in fact, it's not.
Actually, all you really need to create your first sentence in other language are three things.
A subject, a verb and an object.

Part 1: Your subject

A subject could be anything, either a noun (A noun is a word that refers to a person, place, thing, event, substance or quality) or a pronoun.

What are pronouns?

Here are English pronouns

I
You
He
She
We
They

So, let me introduce you to the French pronouns.

je = I
tu = you (singular, informal)
il = he
elle = she
nous = we
vous = you (formal or plural)
ils = they (a group of males, or a mixed group of both male and female)
elles = they (a group consisting of ONLY females)

Yes, it does look like a lot at first but you'll get it. =)

So, now, after you've seen everything that can possibly be your subject. Great! Part 1 done.
Let's move on the Part 2, your verb.

Part 2: Your verb

French (just like most other European languages) unfortunately have conjugations.

Now what are conjugations?

Conjugation is the inflection of verbs. (http://www.dictionary.com)

Still confused? Yes, this word seems almost non-existent for languages which have very little or no conjugations at all, e.g English, Chinese, Malay etc...
Okay, let's take an example.

If I were to tell you to conjugate the verb 'to have' in English, in the Present Tense. Yeah, you would be like 'Huh?' but here's what I mean.

I have
You have
He has
She has
We have
They have

Did you see something with He and She? (I, You, We, They) all didn't get changed while (He, She) did.

Let's take another verb, where all the verbs following the pronouns are changed.
Let's take the verb 'to be'.

I am
You are
He is
She is
We are
They are

Now, see you can see, all are changed into either 'am', 'are' or 'is' which is way different from its original 'be'

Hmm... if you thought that was a lot, wait until you've seen French. Which is what we going to dive into in just a moment.

Now, all French verbs can be divided into three groups.

All French verbs end with either '-er', '-re', '-ir'.
Most verbs end with '-er' and the least verbs ends with '-ir'.

So, now you're going to learn how to conjugate (exciting isn't it? =P right... )
I am just going to introduce you with the regular verbs for now.
Where, irregular verbs, you can learn later.

Let's use 'tuer' (to kill) [lol, don't ask me why we're using this, I just like it =p]
Pronounced as too-ay

There are two steps in order to conjugate.

STEP 1: Identify and delete the ending.

So,: tuer = tuer = tuer = tu

STEP 2: Add the following endings according to the pronoun.

je tuE (-e) = je tue = I kill / I do kill / I am killing
tu tuES (-es) = tu tues = you kill / you do kill / you are killing
il/elle tuE (-e) = il/elle tue = he/she kills / he/she does kill / he/she is killing

nous tuONS (-ons) = nous tuons = we kill / we do kill / we are killing
vous tuEZ (-ez) = vous tuez = you kill / you do kill / you are killing
ils/elles tuENT (-ent) = they kill / they do kill / they are killing

Click for audio file: tuer

There you go you've just conjugated the first regular group of '-er' verbs.

Now, if you want, you can try three more regular verbs.

aimer - to love
étudier - to study
penser - to think

ANSWERS provided at the bottom

Now let's move on to the next group which is '-re' verbs.

Incomplete... apologies... still writing...